The Schoolhouse

The Schoolhouse Bar Restaurant in Battersea, London. With a confiscated collection of craft beers, a very naughty wine list, a top class meat smoker and even a science lab of weird and wonderful cocktails, TSH is the nostalgic saunter down memory lane that most definitely exceeds expectations.

The Schoolhouse Bar & Restaurant, London

http://theschoolhouse.london

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Clapham Junction is so big and so connected that even people living north of the river use it to get into Victoria or Waterloo quicker.

Nearest station: Clapham Junction.

It’s for people who have been out of school just long enough to enjoy the trip down memory lane, but not so long as to induce an expectant mother into a panic about the 11+.

I think it’s time to share some stories about when you were naughty at school e.g. “Once I was messing about and my biology teacher said, “Tom, I’ve really gone off you” to which I replied, “That does suggest you were once on me.”

Sure, you messed about at school, but does that mean you’re still a bit naughty now?

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Thankfully, though, the school theme here isn't laid on thick - a blackboard, bookshelf wallpaper, a couple of signs ('lab coats must be worn at all times') and toys from yesteryear is about as far as it goes.

We're not quite sure which school the kitchen attended but the food here is certainly more appetising than most secondary comps.

The dessert list sounds a bit more like it - think apple crumble, sponge and custard, and sticky toffee pudding.

The drinks list features some good beers on draught, including Hacker Pschorr Gold, Brugse Zot, WB Mariana Trench and Schoolhouse's own pilsner.

A short wine list takes in countries from across the globe, with an impressive number - all but four, in fact - available by the glass.

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