The Golden Tiger

Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."

To which Harry replied, "Well, after all we were married 40 years."

the penguin lisped from behind the wheel of his choking jalopy.

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling through the area.

I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place.

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